Most people love Bacon and Jokes so… An obvious thing to have on this site is off course a big collection of Bacon Jokes.
DISCLAIMER: To begin with i have to say that ALL the jokes your read shuld be considered as humor/satire so you understand that they are not meant to offend anyone only to bring a smile or laughter some ones face.
- Why was the meat packer arrested?
For bringing home the bacon. - What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
Hamlet - Why do pigs go to New York City?
To see the Big Apple. - What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. - Why did the pig kill the farmer?
To save his own bacon. - What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
Pulled Pork. - What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork. - What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?
History in the bacon. - What do you call a pig that’s wrong?
Mistaken bacon. - Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
Kevin Bacon - What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
Frankenswine - Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
Turned out to be a hambush. - I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
Turned out to be a porkypine. - What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?
Ham-ish. - What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
Pulled Pork. - Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday. - What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon! - Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon. - Pick-Up Line:
Do you like Bacon?
Wanna strip? - A bacon sandwich walks into a pub.
The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”. - Bought a new HP printer recently.
The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich. - What would happen if pigs could fly?
The price of bacon would go skyrocket. - What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and Legs. - A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar:
The bartender tells them ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!” - Why Didn’t Anyone Want To Play Ball With The Pig?
Because he always hogs the ball! - Which Celebrity Smells The Best?
Kevin Bacon - What is a frog’s favorite flavor of crisp?
Croaky bacon. - Why was the meat packer arrested?
For bringing home the bacon. - Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says………”Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.””Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. “With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon … Every imaginable kind of cured pork. “Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.” “Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don’t forget.” “Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.” And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, “Pepe… Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!” “Luis, Luis MI amigo… What ees it? ” “Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush….”